Sunday, November 18, 2012

how i discover random shit that never comes up in conversation

i just got done reading a most interesting short story that i found online, but i don't quite know what the ending stood for - perhaps that was the point. anyway, it's a "post-romance" article: (http://zsg.tumblr.com/post/25773652375/post-romance). how'd i stumble onto such a random story? well, i was watching a Star Trek episode, but paused it to retrieve my headphones, since my brother just entered the room to go to bed and i didn't want to disturb him. so i go to resume my episode, but, since sound only comes out of the left earpiece on occasion, i paused the episode once again to adjust the headphone jack. having now lost my place, i rewind the episode a bit; but since i'm far from my wifi hub, it takes some time to load. so, as i wait for it to load, i play some music on iTunes; nothing too obtuse, since it is about 2am (and since i'm already close to passing the fuck out, anyway). about the seventh song down from the top is Alone in Kyoto by Air - perfect! well, as it plays, i can't help but recall one of my favorite movies, Lost in Translation, who's soundtrack this song belongs to. and as my eyes slowly wander back to the computer screen, i notice that the genre section is left blank; i google the soundtrack (well actually, i "bing" it), trying to meticulously satisfy one extension of my OCD, which, like i just said, includes painstakingly labeling songs who's genre section is empty. on the hunt for doing so, and subsequently finding myself on the wikipedia page for Lost in Translation, i scroll down to the "Analysis" section which tantalizes my interest, and find that someone has used the term "postromance" to describe the unconventional romantic plot that the events of this film rotate around. being the google (and that means bing) addict that i am, i watch my other opened tab kick back a list of links containing the novel term, the third of which i click on, and BOOM, before i know it i find myself identifying with the main character, who is a cynical misanthrope and does not see the point in superficial, time-killing conversation with the fellow drones commonly called human beings.

the funny thing is, part of me sat back watching the whole thing going on like a third-person observer, and i thought my lack of an attention span yielded quirky enough results to write about here on my blog. i actually also really love the title i chose for this one. and, even as i type these v e r y   l e t t e r s   t h a t   c o a l e s c e   i n t o   w o r d s , all i'm really thinking about are movies like Spaceballs and Being John Malkovich and wondering how many of you realized that i've just broken the fourth wall and that this is a run-on sentence and that i'm about to make the object-reference after the upcoming semicolon vague and if you even know what the literary term "fourth wall" means; but if not, then you should look it up!

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